1.    My house was clean last week – sorry you missed it

2.    Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese

3.    Forget the dogs, beware of the kids

4.    Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them

5.    Mirror mirror on the wall… What the heck happned?  

6.    Bättre att vara ute på hal is och ha det glatt än att gå i lera och sörja